Some really great signs

 

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On a ski lift in Taos, NM, Taos Ski Valley:
"No jumping from the lift. Survivors will be prosecuted."

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Official sign near door: Door Alarmed.
Handprinted sign nearby: Window frightened.

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HEY, Life is still not fair for the guys...Found in a
restaurant in England:
Guys: No shirt, No service
Girls: No shirt, No charge

 

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Road sign seen on the island of Cyprus
    (translation of the Greek):
"Caution: Road Slippery from Grapejuice"

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MORE OF AN AD THAN A SIGN, but...
A billboard seen next to the highway, travelling from Johannesburg
International Airport into town.
An Ad for BMW showing a photo of a BMW 328i convertible with the roof
and all the windows down.
The caption reads:
"Our hardware runs better without WINDOWS!!!"

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Two signs found on top of one another in a country
kitchen several years ago:
Restrooms
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Please wait for hostess to seat you.

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Sign in front of church in Montpelier, VT:
Bingo Friday night at 8:00pm
Quickies Thursday at 7:30pm.

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Seen in a health food store -
"Shoplifters will be beaten over the head with an organic carrot"

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"Children left unattended will be towed at parents expense."

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I went to a little hole-in-the-wall restaurant:
"Women are not served here... You have to bring your own."

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Received from William Conway.

Via GCFL - http://www.gcfl.net

A cheerful heart is good medicine... Prov 17:22a

Added August 26, 1996

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