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Cat Heaven

A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, "You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking."

The cat thought for a mnute and then said, "All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on."

God said, "Say no more." Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.

A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to Heaven together. God met the mice at the gates with the same offer that He made to the cat.

The mice said, "Well, we have had to run all of our lives: from cats, dogs and even people with brooms! If we could just have some little roller skates, we would not have to run again."

God answered, "It is done." All the mice had beautiful little roller skates.

About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found her sound asleep on her fluffly pillow. God gently awakened the cat and asked, "Is everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy?"

The cat replied, "Oh, it is WONDERFUL. I have never been so happy in my life. The pillow is so fluffy, and those little Meals on Wheels you have been sending over are delicious!"

Received from Dale & Jan Finlay.

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Cats

1. After dark, all cats are jaguars...

2. Never *ever* try to baptize a cat.

3. Cats are smarter than dogs. You cannot get a cat to pull a sled.

4. A cat knows your every thought. It doesn't care. But it knows.

5. If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I will put shoes on my cat ...

6. Most people with cats know they are being controlled. That's the horror of it ...

7. Never try to out stubborn a cat.

8. Thousands of years ago, humans worshiped the cat. They have not forgotten this . . .

9. Whenever I bathe my cat, it takes an hour to get the fur off of my tongue.

10. I prefer to live with Feline Sapiens, thank you very much.

11. Picture of a fat tabby on a couch, looking at his owner, "My species domesticated your species... "

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added July 12, 1997 - 20 years later, still cool in 2017

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