Life Cycle


The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. Life is tough enough. It takes up a lot of your time. And what do you get at the end of it? DEATH! Personally, I think the life cycle is backwards. You should DIE first and get it out of the way. Then you live in an old folks' home. You get kicked out when you're too young.

You then get a gold watch. You go to work. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school.

You go to trade school, you become a kid and you play with no responsibilities.

You become a little baby. Back into the womb. You spend your last nine months floating and then . . .

You finish off as an orgasm.

Added November 13, 1999




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