Men

 

"Results of a Recent Survey"

The results of a recent survey have been released. It was a poll on how women felt about the size of their ass.

The findings of the study are very interesting: 85% of women think their ass is too big, 10% of women think their ass is too small.

5% of women say that they don't care, they love him and would have married him anyway.

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Men

Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes. It's our job to Stomp them, and then keep them in the dark until they mature and hopefully they'll turn out to be something we would like to have dinner with.

Men-tal Anxiety. . . Men-opause. . . Men-tal Breakdown.
Ever noticed that all problems start with MEN?

Q: What's the best way to kill a man?
A: Put a naked blonde and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.

Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?
A: They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch!

Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Q: What is the difference between men and women:....
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

Send this to five bright, funny women you know and make their day!!

 

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