Tommy's house is packed with relatives for Christmas
dinner. Grandpa calls 6 year old Tommy and starts asking about school,
girlfriends and other stuff he can think of. After a while, grandpa notices
that Tommy is losing interest in the conversation so he pulls out two bills
from his wallet to see if he can keep him interested. A ten and a twenty dollar
bill. He shows both bills to Tommy and tells him that he can keep any one he
chooses. Tommy reaches over and grabs the ten dollar bill.
Grandpa pretty surprised and upset about the unwise
decision his grandchild made, pulls out another ten dollar bill to see if it
was a mistake. Again, he tells Tommy to take one of the bills and keep it.
Tommy grabs the other ten. Grandpa again is surprised and upset. He takes Tommy
over to one of the uncles and shows him how dumb Tommy is in choosing the ten
over the twenty. Grandpa goes on and on showing every uncle and cousin and each
time Tommy chooses the ten over the twenty. Grandpa finally shows the stunt to
daddy. Daddy's quite surprise but doesn't pay too much attention at the moment.
A few hours later, daddy who is very concerned about
Tommy's poor decision, walks up to him and asks him if he knows the difference
between a ten dollar bill and a twenty. "Of course," answers Tommy.
"So why did you always choose the ten over the twenty?" asks dad.
Tommy, with a wide smile answers, "Well dad, if I would have chosen the
first twenty dollar bill, do you think grandpa would have played the game
fifteen more times?"
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