From me ("the wisher") to you ("the wishee"), please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, smile-not-required, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable - or not - traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I wish you a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted current calendar year, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, sexual preference and choice of computer platform and Internet browser of the wishee.