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THE  UGLY  FROG


An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company.  So, off to the pet shop she went.  She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog.  As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her.

Image: a drawn frog with his eyes over his eyes.

He whispered, I'M SO LONELY, TOO.  BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME.  YOU WON'T EVER BE SORRY.
 

image: an illustration of a little frog.

The old lady figured, what the heck! She hadn't found anything else.  So, she bought the frog.  She placed him in the car, on the front seat beside her.  As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her KISS ME AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY!

Image: Says, "Kiss me" with kermit the frog in a king's outfit.  
 

So! The old lady figured, WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog.

Image: Two frogs on a lily pad pond. 

IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, handsome prince. 

Image: A man with muscles. 
 

THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED THE OLD LADY'S KISS.



SUDDENLY THE OLD LADY FELT HERSELF TRANSFORMING FROM HIS KISS.   NOW CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO?


COME ON GUESS! 


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SHE TURNED INTO THE FIRST HOLIDAY INN SHE COULD FIND!!

Image: Picture of a Holiday Inn sign.

She's old...... NOT DEAD!!!

 
OLD LADIES ROCK !!!

Image: An image of a green frog on it's back with, "Ha, ha" in the image.Image: A smiley face image rolling on the floor and laughing.

Image: An illustration of an old woman in a nighty and spraying herself with perfume. 

Image: An image of a green frog on it's back with, "Ha, ha" in the image.

  


 

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